I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- This can't be real
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of chickens came out over a building. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to pass out! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I attempt to understanding it, more info but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?